Ben Nelson Will Open The Door For Evil
So this week they've started the campaign. It is based, of course, on local issues. Here's the hot one this week:
If The GOP Doesn't Beat Ben Nelson, Hillary Clinton and Howard Dean Will Be In Charge of the Senate.
Ben Nelson is a democrat that way Zell Miller was, except not so loud and obnoxious. He has voted with the Imperium more than he's voted against it. Many Democrats in Nebraska would love to exchange him for a real Democrat. But his importance to the Ds is just the same as to the GOP: he could be key to control of the Senate.
Nebraskans are pretty happy with Ben. He votes the way they want (with the Imperium); he uses his swing position to wrangle money for the state (how do you think Omaha got more anti-terrorism money than New York?) He's a personable guy. He is completely in synch with the Nebraska Chamber of Commerce. In fact, I think the only remotely liberal thing he's ever done was to vote for the liberal tax giveaway for the rich. (He's voted for every one. He even refers to estate tax as "the death tax.")
Pete Ricketts, the GOP candidate, is also a nice guy. He's a major stock owner and vice president of Ameritrade (betcha didn't know that was a Nebraska corporation!), has a huge pot of money of his own to play with, and almost certainly will get tons of money from the right. Unfortunately, he's not too bright and has a tendency to show it when he talks. Kinda like Dan Quayle. Probably his only attractive point to the GOP is that he's not a Democrat (although he used to be). Of course he kowtows to the party line: no gay marriage, no abortion, no flag burning, love that war, wetbacks out. But, then, so does Ben Nelson.
Ricketts beat out former Attorney General Don Stenberg in the GOP primary. Stenberg ran against Nelson in 2000 and lost, largely because he was widely viewed as "too conservative for Nebraska."* He didn't stand much of a chance this time, especially considering that Ricketts dumped five mill into the primary. But Ben also has a bit of cash in the mattress, and the Democrats will be sending a few shekels his way, also.
So here we are, ol' hick Nebraska in the front lines of the battle for the Senate. The real truth is that no matter which one wins, Nebraska's vote in the Senate won't change worth a damn. But this time I have to think a bit beyond this place Where The Buffalo Used To Roam. I'll vote for Ben with slightly more alacrity, because if we keep Nebraska's seat in the "D" column, that makes it more likely we can take control of the Senate, and maybe start fixing some of the fuckups done by the Imperium. Maybe. But that's another discussion.
